It’s about time this all stopped.
I just want the answer to one thing. Who has taken all the money?
If you took it, fine, just come and give everyone back their money and we’ll move on. You’re causing a lot of trouble. President Obama is very upset about this and has been looking VERY hard for the money. I think he has been more than fair in requesting that you bring it back.
It was funny at first, watching everybody running around, losing their houses, scared to death, not going out to eat. But now the people of small town America are suffering. It’s not funny anymore.
I understand it’s funny, and even kind of awesome, to find someone else’s money and keep it to yourself, but this is TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS we are talking about here.
If you spent it, that’s cool. Just let us know. It’s the not knowing that’s stressing us out, here. Just tell us, where has all the money gone?
Now none of us believe this crap about liberal banks and not enough oversight on wall street. That’s all just a cover-up, and we know it. We know you have it.
Zac Efron, do you have it? I think you might. Please, just tell us.
Stephenie Meyer, Twilight can’t be doing THAT well – are you taking our retirement?
George Clooney and the cast of Ocean’s Eleven, is it you guys? Good heist, well done, now give it back. We aren’t playing games here.
Gary Busey, you’ve been hiding out for a couple of years. Are you hiding with our money?
Michael Phelps might have been hiding a different kind of green from us lately.
Mark Paul Gossaler? Tiffany Amber Thiessen? Mario Lopez? Dustin Diamond? Are you all a part of this seedy scam? Mr. Belding and I are working closely together and we WILL get you if you did it.
Switzerland, I know you’ll try to say you’re neutral about all of this, but I don’t believe it for one second. Have you taken our money?
Bill O’Reilly? I just don’t like you, I don’t really think you have the money.
Stacy Peters, I know you don’t have it, so don’t even try to take the credit.
Just so you guys know, I’ve looked all over my apartment, and I can’t find it anywhere. It’s not under the couch and it’s not in the refrigerator. Sam keeps asking where I had it last, and I keep telling me that if I knew that, then I would have it, wouldn’t I?
Fess up. If you turn yourself in now, we can walk away and forget this ever happened.
4 responses so far ↓
Ike Peters // February 10, 2009 at 5:13 pm |
We have the money, Brooklynne. And we’re going to spend it all on our dog. Deal with it.
Sam // February 10, 2009 at 7:16 pm |
I tried to tell you that Ike had it, honey! Now look what’s going to happen. I guess I’ll have to deal with him like Dexter dealt with his brother.
Dad // February 19, 2009 at 6:08 pm |
Brookie,
I can’t say for sure, but I think I know who has the money. She probably won’t fess up, but I think it’s Lauren. Listen, she just posted pics of her snowboarding in the Alps, and she said she was getting ready to go to an Italian Opera. 1.), she doesn’t speak Italian . 2.) I don’t think she even likes the Opera. If I had to guess, she took the money, and she is laundering it in Italy.
CJ // April 6, 2009 at 11:45 pm |
Love the O’Reilly comment because I don’t like him either. Let’s just say that all of thee above took the money!
aka great posts!